Having a rant - feel free to ignore

I've had enough.

Enough!

Everybody else seems to have a solicitor that acts in their interest while ours is about as much use as a chocolate teapot.

We're pissing money up the wall while we try to meet everyone's demands, demands that will have no long lasting benefit for us, but are merely the legal version of splitting hairs.

And while I'm having a rant, if you're asked to instruct a solicitor to act on your behalf, why in the name of all that is sane and sensible would you instruct a chartered surveyor instead?

We could sack our solicitor. But then we'd just have to start the whole painful process all over again, with nothing to show for our efforts to date.

We could dump our irrational buyers. But then we'd just have to start the whole painful process all over again, with nothing to show for our efforts to date.

We could give our solicitor a swift kick up the backside. But that would just piss him off.

We could deliver some home truths to our irrational buyers. But that would just piss them off.

So instead, I shall fume and rant and moan and drive myself slightly insane.

This is the only thing keeping me going

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the corner. Rocking and wringing my hands.